Celeb big brother

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Wonder what will bring tonight, i dont no anyone whos going in.

Think celeb one is much funnier, pete burns is my fav housemate EVER.

I think they get their fee however long.

She is so over-reacting. Will she become a super-star if she stays in another week?

Yes Julie is so two faced!

So that's not so bad?

I think they get a set amount of money regardless of how long nancy

Im loving how they seem to have bought all the groceries from my local Morrisssons!!!! Which is strange when Tescos is on the doorstep.

(plays tiny violin)

I wish Julie would stop swearing. It's like listening to my nan swearing. [Catsbumface]

She seems quite vulnerable

Julie is jasmine in 40 years time.

It must be dark up there Julie with your head rammed up Jasmines arse.

Julie is scary spice in five years time.

Lmao corny

Julie is where she thinks the footage will be.

Pmsl nancy!

Love Julie butting in when jasmine's trying to have her big emotional diary room moment.

Ooooo she's melted my little black heart!

She's not vulnerable she's a horrible spoilt child and that blonde one should stop arselicking her. Also she should eat a pork pie and cheer up.

Morrison's has done product placement I should think (ie paid for their products to be featured).

So too has Henckel - which is why we've seen quite a lot of shots of Schwarzkopf, Right Guard, Supersoft and Theramed. Henckel also make Loctite and Unibond, so I am expecting a glue-based task any minute.

Is that Natalie Cassidy on 5 now?

Can you tell from my post what other high brow entertainment I have been watching tonight?

Am being suuuuuuuucked in but have missed something. What is the story with Jasmine's son?

And why is being a mother a reason to be nominated, ffs. Doesn't Martin have kids? No one nominated him cause he must be missing his family

Yes yes. I'm too soft!

I don't know the story, have they said? I'm
A sucker for tears though!