The Voice- if we are have recovered from last week- its the LIVE shows!

[Raahh]

But my phone line is down ( thanks bt) so my broadband is stuffed. Am rubbish on my phone.

So it's now up to a phone vote, and worse still , the judges are performing a group number it will be a close thing as to whether that, or jos couple will be more cringey!

Another hour and a half of that?!

Oh, Danny is digging the SEXUAL chemistry.

yeah, they thought, fuck the tune. Separate rooms. Hmmm.....

YY to swirly Kaftan dance. She is from another era.

good god that was hideous. kill me.

I really think the world doesn't need that will.

Honestly.

Raahh it's on 7.25 tomoz according to Heat mag

Oh shuddup Willyum. They will never be selling out stadium tours.

Is he just having a massive laugh? I am starting to think so.

No no no, Will, don't imagine their sweet music! You'll never shag again.

everlong >>>>>>>>>Specsavers

It's like Wagner from X factor has been spun in a centrifugey whatsit and separated into these two.

The world needs a group like this?

Why didn't you have a bird in a kaftan and a goatee beardy-weirdy in The Black Eyed Peas, then, Bill-You-Wouldn't?

Mary's. Ds1 choice will be better than this. Promise :)

MaryZ, hello. You are the happy one without actual sound.

They have murdered my top washing the floor and embarrassing the DC song

I'm beginning to think will is just having a laugh now too sue.

Oh here is tragic backstory winehouse buddy

Is it? Jelly-shit, I hoped i had a week to recover

me thinks will is having a crack too.

he's got that sly look on his face again, like the tortoise from the creature comfort ads.

He was shit in the auditions so this won't get better will it.

Will he feel the spirit of Amy? Will she move him?

He managed FOUR seconds without mentioning her so maybe she's passing over.

Looks like my mum cut jos ladys fringe for her. I spent most of my childhood looking surprised cos i had to keep my eyebrows up to look sort of normal

Is this the one who stalked Amy Winehouse?

I'm when giving up on this rubbish. Such a disappointment.

34 my ass...