The Voice- if we are have recovered from last week- its the LIVE shows!

[Raahh]

But my phone line is down ( thanks bt) so my broadband is stuffed. Am rubbish on my phone.

So it's now up to a phone vote, and worse still , the judges are performing a group number it will be a close thing as to whether that, or jos couple will be more cringey!

rockin, I love you very very much.

Love will sooo much. But this boy will be shite I think.

rockinastocking

Will has such a cute smile

Oh God, here we go.

Riding the coat-tails of a dead friend. Nuff respec'.

What's WRONG WITH HIS TROUSERS?

I notice that Will is still advertising his clothing line on the Beeb. Marginally less irritating than Tulisa's tattoo.

Luff you too, Sue

Nathan barley

No socks. Sign of an artist, that.

None of his clothes fit. Poor boy.

who sang this?

Oh I love it, seriously

I don't like those trousers

Nope 'tis another double enema weekend again Raahh

Another spunkiff...

Higher Love?

Is he having a larf?

Weaselly little scroat.

Bring me a higher note more like

Slightly surprised.

Stevie Winwood

What will he sing next week? The Drugs Don't Work?

Why does he have the facial hair of a black market spiv though? He looks like he'd like to sell you 400 tins of whale meat, a false ration book and some stockings.