Well, are we still watching the RUBBISH new format Masterchef. Ruined I tell you, ruined.

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Bah.

I may abstain.

Truffle in bin

god greg's a twat - i think that every time I see him - its like a tourettes thing

Even I knoe salad/pasta is a no (knowlege based entirely on Annie Hawes v good books on living in Italy).

Phew there they are - not the same without them

I am so with you Duffy, so with you, I want to punch him more than I want to punch Heston! I also know he is ridiculously rude and unpleasant.

I do go weak at the knees with truffles, I must admit.

tagliatelle looks nice ...

ALL wandsworth mummies are very sophisticated and sexy and wear v tight jeans with glossy wavy hair. FACT.

What is 'pusta'? Doesn't sound like something I'd want to eat.

It makes John motinoal.

Grrr is there any point to this? It's so.... sycophantic. Everything's perfect.

LOL, that was a spiteful shudder as he ate a bit.

hahahahaha. I do wear skinny jeans, it must be said. I don't have wavy hair though. But it's quite glossy. I am also a haggard 41 year old with four children

My god, his earlobes!

Whose earlobes?

Glitter..

Andrews! Have a look!

It must mean something.

Dh says Eamon sweats too much for him

The whole format is just dreadful, and sweaty and yuk. And what is that black bleugh

Mm wonder what ?

Don't like his presentation...

Shocker. Greg loves it.

Oh god, this format is painfully slow. Limping along very awkwardly. Where is the drama? Where are the consequences?

I blarrdy lave it

Follow that Eammon.