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Well, are we still watching the RUBBISH new format Masterchef. Ruined I tell you, ruined.

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 08/02/2012 20:37

Bah.

I may abstain.

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ObviouslyOblivious · 08/02/2012 21:17

Surely if you drop ice cubes into boiling water they.... Melt?

AuntingCarse · 08/02/2012 21:17

As a side note, would anyone like to know who I was chatting to this morning while merrily walking my friend's dog that I am looking after....I was possibly looking crapper than a crap thing on crap day in Crapsville Grin

FiggyFloraFinching · 08/02/2012 21:17

Ooh am so changing my name to that one Chaos Grin that is well cool.

Is that they eye rolling express everything in your face like a bad cartoon one?

FiggyFloraFinching · 08/02/2012 21:18

the, the, the, obviously not they

FiggyFloraFinching · 08/02/2012 21:19

Goooowaaan tell us aunting

livealoha · 08/02/2012 21:19

Um bit of a confession

-I don't think I like French cooking that much Blush

FiggyFloraFinching · 08/02/2012 21:19

I see everyone else has fucked off then Smile

GlitterKitty · 08/02/2012 21:19

Who? Greg and John?

ChaosTrulyReigns · 08/02/2012 21:20

John????

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GlitterKitty · 08/02/2012 21:21
ObviouslyOblivious · 08/02/2012 21:22

Is anyone going to commit the Masterchef faux pas of serving a risotto as a side dish?

GlitterKitty · 08/02/2012 21:23

WTF is the dog food in the bowl

AuntingCarse · 08/02/2012 21:24

Nope, better than that IMO.... Mark Owen. His yappy creature was yapping around my ankles and said dog I am looking after. He was merrily singing little songs to himself and then trying to get his dawg to calm down. I jovially said that 'you're dawg ain't playing game'; he sighed and said it never did. Then we moved on to discussing his dog's 'coat' which, to be fair, was nice as dog coats go. He rather embarrassedly said it came from H.A.Rodds.

Of all the fucking days. I looked like a dog. I've bumped into him a fair few times as well, but never looking like shit. Must. Do. Better.

FiggyFloraFinching · 08/02/2012 21:24

Yup Tom

ObviouslyOblivious · 08/02/2012 21:24

Just demonstrating that he's a stereotypical Italian chef...

FiggyFloraFinching · 08/02/2012 21:25

Aunting - I bet I know you x

beanandspud · 08/02/2012 21:25

Ok, so Aki is cooking salad? And are John and Greg having a day off?

AuntingCarse · 08/02/2012 21:25

Chaos I see John every other friffing day when I can be arsed to go for a coffee after depositing smallest child at nursery school.

ObviouslyOblivious · 08/02/2012 21:25

Truffle in the bin!

GlitterKitty · 08/02/2012 21:25

I bet he is lufting after you right now, Aunting.

AuntingCarse · 08/02/2012 21:25

You do Figgy?

DuffyMoon · 08/02/2012 21:26

lost a truffle ha ha ha ha ha ...send a pig in

GlitterKitty · 08/02/2012 21:26

Truffle in bin HAHAHAHAH best place for it

FiggyFloraFinching · 08/02/2012 21:26

Possibly - not actually guaranteed but possibly just possibly.
I once was a wandsworth mummy Grin

AuntingCarse · 08/02/2012 21:26

Of course he bloody is Glitter. I is a well stunning not mother of Wandsworth innit.