Well, are we still watching the RUBBISH new format Masterchef. Ruined I tell you, ruined.

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Bah.

I may abstain.

They'll have time-turners (inelegant name) like Hermione.

Happy birthday beanandspud.

Hope you've had a super day.

I hate poached pears. Just thought I'd share that with you.

Helle Chaos my little tarte tartin

Evening Chaos. You've missed. Magnificent mud pie and a prat fall.

Skinny carrots....

Oh and happy birthday beanandspud.

Time turners, of course, why didn't I think of that.

Thanks lost. Excullunt shareage.

hullo Valp.

Jux? hah hah hahdeehah.

Like a posh canteen, innit

Sole mates!!!! He made a funny.

aki ffs!

Otherwise I have to turn into my teenage self and respond as I did to anything: "Nothing".

If that were me I would be 'Can't talk! 700 shallots to peeeeeel!!!'

Thanks all! I feel rather old but I want to be a barrister now and share 'excellent discussions' over dinner instead of eating on a tray on my lap

Ob, it was like a joke, only smaller.

(my iPad is being very very slow this evening)

An oke?

'Sole mates' I get it now [slow tonight emoticon]

That's an appealing picture of Eamonn's head.

who would have thought cooking for 260 people would take longer than cooking for less - I for one am stunned and if I was at the table it would form one of my excellent discussions

Creme Brulee is the best pudding in the world ever, no disagreement allowed.

Yes, potatoes armandinesweat

Ooh dear. Don't look right to me....

Noooo, that's not right AT ALL

Duffy

mmm - mousse looks nice - one lump or 2