Well, are we still watching the RUBBISH new format Masterchef. Ruined I tell you, ruined.

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Bah.

I may abstain.

Shalina has made poo mousse

DH just commented that 'at least they won't need to salt the potatoes with all of that sweat falling off his head' [grim]

Raw alcohol and chcolate? Fuck what it looks like. I'd eat it

chocolate mess yummy.
glad I'm not a barrister today.

That was to the pudding fail by the way, I love a bit of Creme Brulee

Basically they're all a bit shit

Does anyone else want to sing Disaster! Zingzillas styleee?

am i a bad person for wanting everything to be terrible..

Arf at Disaster Zingzillas style

mousse de merde

Can I join in again please?! Have missed 2 weeks

every time in our they try to serve some concoction come up with adventureous food in our cantine I look out for a bald head and hidden cameras...

Yus, what would happen if you displeased a judge.

ffs hyperbole.

Ooooo ooooo ooooo I think I saw my barrister.

God, he's aged!

Muppets making school lunches?! Now that I'd watch!

Wtf is samphire?

Sit here Munchkins.

I have OJ and Hotel Choc gemstones.

Like merde mousse.

ha greg was holding his lapels like a fucking barrister addressing the court - the twunt

what's qc?

It would be more entertaining and educational ObOb

have they finished peeling the shallots yet

Samphire is sea grass or sea asparagus. It's yum; quite salty.