Masterchef week 2. Permission to be dreamy over Dhruv?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

The BeenThereDoneThatActuallyGotTheTrophies are coming back tonight.

oh Johns a wanker wag isnt he with his"what wont be cooked today"

scollop/parsnip interface

and lets go round the room and tell them how nervous they look - you're shitting yourself arent you...you are...you are

GlitterKitty is chanelling her violent streak this evening I see.

Oh thats Dhruv. Why the lusting? His eyes bulge.

Ouch!!!

Oooooh, I do like James Nathan

I feel a bit viscous tonight

tis making me hungry. I feel snacks are in order....

prefer Tim to Dhruv by a mile.

Yum at tamarind beans.

I like James Nathan too.

I'm pretty sure Dhruv lives about 5 minutes up the road from us. Sure they said he lived in Southfields.

"Diversity manager" sounds like one of those made up jobs.

Oh look, Peter Bayliss.

What've you got BadBad?

I have just had the world's worst supper. bleurgh.

Toms got lovely blue eyes.

am in. have a raisin + cinnamon loaf (homebaked) to keep me company tonight.

What was the supper? Was it oyster custard?

OoooOOOoooooo mousy

"this is my life"...

oooo Derek! You can keep Dhruv

God, the level of grovelling to stay in is pretty high now.

Soon, what will be left? Threatning to kill self with skewer LIVE ON TV if they dont make it, please, John?

I have jelly babies or frero roches (however you spell them) or I can offer some slightly stale doritos. Or a bit of cheddar.

oyster custard - bleugh

Ooh, I hope they all do well. It's nerve wracking.....

that sugar stuff looks like baked beans.

I have a frozen caramel and cream dessert, dipped in chocolate and served on a wooden holder for my snack this evening [caramel Magnum].

oh. I am really hungry now. had big dinner too...
maybe I should put some chips in the oven.

John's being fairly harsh tonight......I like it when he's masterful