How To Be A Good Mother..

[IWantMyHatBack]

Getting in early with this one... anybody watching?

Daria is a mumsnetter surely?

Rhonda - you need mummy mitts. They are frigging awesome. If wasn't such a Luddite would post a link. Google it!

Oh mg.

Elimination communication. My grandmother did this apparently.

oh fuck. 3limination communictaton

i'm a lentil weaver but i draw the line at shit on the sofa.

Oh you're all so judgy

Daria is like a walking cliche.

Raised my big eyes at the wet nursing, so yes attachment continuum support there...seems to conflict with her opening, baby , baby this that etc

I have zero motherly instincts. Thank god for pampers.

Elimination communication ! Free range pooing and peeing? Do MNers do this?

ROFFLE @ the shitty floor club! Nice beardy Dad.

Were those pushchair mittens on Dragons Den a few years back? MummyMitts or something?

I thought they were expensive a good idea but the pitch failed. You can get them online though.

really, how does anyone have the time to do ECing?

Oh the faces the presenter is pulling. Priceless.

I don't have time all day to watch dd for her poo face. Sorry but I don't.

This lot are just bonkers, seriously bonkers. Sorry but its a great deal too much lentil weaving for me. even if it works

obsessing about potty habits

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sorry, i cant help it - so eay with pfbs!

I never doubted this thread would fail to deliver

We do EC not much shit actually poos are usually pretty east catches and babies/kids always keen to go to the potty or loo. Ok sometimes there is the odd shit on the floor but from what I can gather that happens even with babies that wear nappies too.

Never did the poo poo chant mind you...

ok can I have some aplause too, I never used disposables

Eugh I really hate Daria.

at least Daria doesn't judge