How To Be A Good Mother..

[IWantMyHatBack]

Getting in early with this one... anybody watching?

Stephen Mangan

Id love a body like that after 2 kids let alone 6!!

"When does she have time to sit around and be depressed like all the other mothers?"! Love it.

Pregnant??!! Holy crap I am such a loser

Oh BOAK!

When are they going to stop? How many combinations can you eke out of those poor abused syllables?

bless her. she's got a kid called shitell but she is bloody brilliant.

Pregnant with her seventh!

TBF Fanjo the presenter is a bit thick so she'd be right on mark.

That's not a chocolate pudding, is it?

Ok. I officially think any mother who thinks she's 'cracked it' is mental and/or a total git. Seriously who actually thinks that!?

I think it's going to be downhill from now on. Yummy mummys and placentas are not my thing...

I'd have loved a belly like that before I was ever pregnant never mind after!

omg what will no 7 be called?

Thanks sparkling I actually recognised him but no idea that was his name. Noones told me yet if those kids are called ChArmer and Chanty or if I misheard! Chanty is an old name for a bedpan round here...

I fear it's not an overcooked Yorkshire either

Me. I think that Camel

In my dreams.

When I'm not having nightmares...

Did that Sharon infer the mother was a moron?? I missed the beginning of the conversation..

I feel like such a loser too - I can't even manage to get pregnant with one.

My mum just commented, if you think you are a good mother then you probably aren't and vice versa!

Her poor body though. Really, it's not fair on the body to be constantly pregnant and breasfeeding for 11 years...is it?

Yeah, yeah, I'm just jealous of her amazing body too

Definitely luck, and freakish, it is not normal, like the names

dh has just said that there is a high possibility that if we combined our names our child would be called something unmentionable

oh go. small children are a doddle. can you imagine 6 or 7 teenagers? ew ew ew.

Shit in any part of a name, are they serious, poor kid