How To Be A Good Mother..

[IWantMyHatBack]

Getting in early with this one... anybody watching?

I dont think there is anything wrong in thinking you have cracked it. Why should we all join in with the collective moanng and gnashing of teeth about how awful motherhood is, some people enjoy it and do a pretty good job of it too.

I am jealous of supermum. Wish it twas me.

Bet her DH leaves her in few years for a normal old hag with stretch marks that rejoices in school so she can lie on the sofa a bit in her comfy clothes
yes I am a bit jealous

placentas are amazing. i'll get me coat.....

Holy hell, I've neglected me own thread..the SHAME!

Dear god though.

Grossed out by placenta eating

1. No combining of names

what are the parents callled? I didnt even catch it Terry and something?

1. No eating of placenta

1. No FBing of POO

Well perfect mothers you can kiss my saggy stretch-marked arse. Both lips both cheeks. And bring me a brew and a chocolate orange while you're at it

Omg I love the pushchair with the built on mittens for the pusher!

Agree with Sharon - I would certainly be a better mother if my stomach had ever looked like that :o

Scarlet I was really really keen to eat my placenta or have it encapsulated in tablet form but DH made it clear that it actually made he him not want another child, that he would be repulsed by me.

Speechless.

Is this the placenta eater?

nice pictures of breastfeeding

yeah yeah easy with one - wait til you have 3 or 4 dc!

On no wet nursing...so not my cup of tea...for sick babies yes

Don't call your child baby 'baby' it's odd and detached, contrary to continuous parenting idea. Can't imagine anything worse tbh