Shiny new OBEM thread!

[sittinghippo]

Am rather looking forward to seeing the home made bikini for the 'relaxing zen' birth...

spotty they called themselves a Disney couple. They said their life was so perfect like being in a disney film.

God she is doing really well.

me too i remember my gs wen he was born

She is really quite isnt she?

I think disney couple are quite amazing actually how calm are they?

to be fair she is doing it beautifully!!!

Disney woman is doing crazy well

Disney girl is doing brilliantly

Disney dad looks a bit like Tim Minchin

Nice to see a supportive partner for once!

He'll leave her for a chap in five years.

God disney woman is doing so well though!

Disney Dad is annoying now especially how he is speaking.

I don't think the blonde midwife is awful. She is trying to calm her down, and tip toeing around her won't do that.
My friend is a midwife and she said, sometimes you have to say it how it is.

Disney bloke is making me cringe

If he says 'good girl' 'remember what we said' again I may stab him!

Still, looks like their baby is going to just pop out!!!

well I must admit disney woman did really well with the pain!

why is he pushing htough??

She's done very well ! Disney Mama!

Wow she made that look really easy!

Disney man not so much

Awwwwwwwwwww

We had lamps in our rooms, probably need big lighting for telly.

Wow, she did well.

Wish my births had been like that. Looked fab.

I've gone [sob]