X-FACTOR- it's the final, FINAL! Marcus or Lidl Muffins??? YOU DECIDE!!

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The last Xfactor thread

I have a feeling tonight could be a bit dull. i like Marcus, but he put the same spin on everything, and i don't think Lidl Muffins are anywhere near as good as we are being manipulated into thinking they are. Never mind, the studio can do amazing things- bit of auto tune, they will sound exactly as Cowell wants them to

So, now, the end is near etc etc....

(am going to spend the day correcting a very bad hair colouring experience -wonder if should give Marcus a bell?)

I think fetuses are Olly Murs' main demographic and Caroline's

Little Mix will win because they have voters from four towns, according to dh.

He's Thought It Through.

I think she's gone Saywolef.

I'm going to make cheese on toast. Thought you should know.

It's the Bubble.

Someone gag Sue.

Just realised this is on for two hours

Sorry.

The Planet of The Apes filmm is great

didn't realise Mickey Bubbles beard was so ginge

would anyone like a savoury muffin? offers Tupperware box round.

So Coldplay tonight? Who else? Is Le Bubs sneaking in with something up his jumper? Robbie?

I've never voted on any TV voting show.

Yes, but LM don't have Liverpool behind them. And in every phone vote show that ever was, the might of Liverpool's telephones have featured heavily.

what no chocolate?

God, no

I meant Caroline the cradle snatcher.

Who is Caroline Flack, anyway?

2 hours? Jesus wept.

You suggesting I say mean things about him Mme? I am looking out for public safety, innit. The man is a psycho.

NO NO NO Ivanta! Muffins can only be sweet!

It's the law!

I've just eaten two thirds of a chocolate orange

I have tried to phone loads- I haven't got through once.

Quick, before DH eats the last one.

His beards not ginge.

It's bloodstains from his earlier snack of human liver, fava beans and a nice chianti

I like the Ministry of Sound Alternative 80s ad. It's all my music, so I must be cool and alternative.

Is that code, Ivanta? Are you subliminally influencing us to vote for Lidl Muffins?

I have a great savoury muffins recipe, they are yummy.