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X-FACTOR- it's the final, FINAL! Marcus or Lidl Muffins??? YOU DECIDE!!

999 replies

Raahh · 11/12/2011 10:54

The last Xfactor thread

I have a feeling tonight could be a bit dull. i like Marcus, but he put the same spin on everything, and i don't think Lidl Muffins are anywhere near as good as we are being manipulated into thinking they are. Never mind, the studio can do amazing things- bit of auto tune, they will sound exactly as Cowell wants them toXmas Grin

So, now, the end is near etc etc....

(am going to spend the day correcting a very bad hair colouring experience -wonder if should give Marcus a bell?Xmas Grin)

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toddlerama · 11/12/2011 19:51

Marcus is boring. I don't want to hear anymore dated soul shite. Bring on the muffs!

highriggs · 11/12/2011 19:51

Let down by the born little pop star only 2 woos

IvantaOuiOui · 11/12/2011 19:51

there'll be no "you're gonna get so much pussy now" comments this year, like Harry did to Matt Cardie.

MissHonkover · 11/12/2011 19:51

They gave Cher HD brows last year, as they were weird tadpoles.

SuePurblybiltbyElves · 11/12/2011 19:51

Kelly. You lifted it. You tore it down. You set fire to it. I predict a future in construction. Or arson.

Raahh · 11/12/2011 19:51

ffs- did you see Tulisa- she wasn't applauding. She is a bad loser...

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MmeLindor. · 11/12/2011 19:51

Rather disappointed that he only did 2 wooooooooooooos

and concerned that he was reading this thread.

I thought it was a shame that he didn't do more ballids (as Dulisa) would say. He was good last night with Barry.

maxcliffordslovechild · 11/12/2011 19:51

Judges will all have been given nice pills for tonight, or else they're not hearing what we are?

rockinastocking · 11/12/2011 19:52

Is this meant to be a big cocksucking fest?

Has it stopped being a competition?

highriggs · 11/12/2011 19:52

Is kelly drunk

SantasLittleEmmaRoyd · 11/12/2011 19:52

I know I say this every week, sorry to be boring but Kelly's nose make up is worse than ever tonight!

HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby · 11/12/2011 19:52

Seriously even with this comedy Fred I can't feel the love.
Way to lie about big up your act Barry Xmas Hmm

missmiss · 11/12/2011 19:52

Marcus' mum is like a white Marcus.

toddlerama · 11/12/2011 19:52

Marcus's mother must have been about 9 when she had him!

LEttletownofBOFlehem · 11/12/2011 19:53

Ah, the Whore Of Babylon herself, according to that other thread...

SuePurblybiltbyElves · 11/12/2011 19:53

He was better than Bazza last night not saying much

Aw bless her, she's shouted herself scouse hoarse

MmeLindor. · 11/12/2011 19:53

Where is Netto, btw? DH is missing her.

BaublesandCuntingCarolSingers · 11/12/2011 19:53

His brother looks like he would knife you down an alley.

WHO IS BOO-ING?

rockinastocking · 11/12/2011 19:53

She's like a little Marcus.

HoneydragonAteCliffRichard · 11/12/2011 19:53

my unborn baby liked Olly Murs and still does Xmas Grin

missmiss · 11/12/2011 19:54

Rockin - snap!

toddlerama · 11/12/2011 19:54

Marcus's mum is the whore of babylon??? Has anyone told the catholic church that they know where she is?

SayYuleNowSayWhipTheReindeer · 11/12/2011 19:54

OK I'd just like to ask one question....

WHERE THE ACTUAL FUCK IS SJUPES????!!!!

SuePurblybiltbyElves · 11/12/2011 19:54

I am booing. Or maybe they're Brooooooocing

MyChildDoesntNeedSleepAtXmas · 11/12/2011 19:54

rocking Shock

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