X-FACTOR!! THE FINAL!!(part one) -who is going to win?!

[Raahh]

Obviously, Verucca -if all the fix stuff is to go by (although Kelly is supposed to be hoping she doesn't win, as it will make her look stoopid for chucking her off in the first place)

I want Marcus to win. Lidl Muffins at a push (but I don't think singing with Tulisa will help them!)

It's going to be crap, without 'proper' guests, isn't it? And dragging it out over 2 nights...

So here we are, after all these months part one of the X Factor final!

Wandies covering Relax

What about Little Mix doing You Suck...god, I can't remember who sang it. It was about cunnilingus...riot grrrls...who was it?

Nervous judges. And Louis. Nice little barb Dermie.

My super calm DH just looked up from his laptop and said "I just want to bitch slap Louis."

Hee hee, back handled compliment from Louis " I didn't know Tulisa could sing" LOOONg pause "so well" Te he

oooh. we actually get a result tonight?

[surprised]

but... then tomorrow will draggggggggggg it outtttttttttt with just two!

Dermot is salivating

MIckey B, coming to a Wanted poster near you. Watch for his fart faces.

Oh, it's Michael Booblady.

Oooooh Buble. Finally some real talent!

I loathe this man nearly as much as I loathe Williams.

Mickey Bubbles has nowt better to do with his time...

Wake me up when the boob is over.

He looks like a murderer.

Please no not bubbles or whatever my phone wants to call him

Yeah Mickey Bubbles (heart)

Ah, the Bubble.

DH said there was something in the papers this week about him and Simon Cowell being nasty.

Dog is tapping her foot. Must be a Bubble fan.

he's a chubby faced, slimey sod, isn't he!

yuck

Thin body, fat old head.

He's like a little Jimmy Carr

I would