X-FACTOR-It's 'GUILTY PLEASURES AND HEROES' week!! Will Louis need his Rule Book??

[Raahh]

because last year, the acts spectacularly failed to grasp what a 'guilty pleasure' is. And their choice of heroes was dubious, too- erm, Bruno Marrs??

So, as Tulisa hasn't heard of anyone older than 20, will be interesting to hear what the Mixes end up with.
Marcus- well his hero must be jackie wilson, since he's already done hime twice..
I can't imagine what will warble from Janet.
Mischa - got to be J-Hud.
Verucca-Lily- should sing this- , just because.

Starting early, as I may have to engage with my children do stuff.

Louis needs an ear trumpet.

Though every week with her EightiesChick she's seems (to me anyway) to be missing either a melody or sticks to a very limited range

I find her boring (though she has a good voice I'll give her that)

Lovely. I enjoyed that. And he is a jolly nice bloke. I predict he will win, have a single hit and be ruined by syco

Oh Louis. He did not nail every single note.

Nailed every single note? With what, his shoe? Louis' Wang-o-meter is pointing the way again.

Pure murdering of a song

Oh, put a sock in it Tulisa.

'nailed every single note of this song'

those eyebrows are amazing!

Oh fuck OFF Tulisa..

Is Tulisa's fake emotion making anyone else stabby?

I love the passive aggressive bitching about sympathy voting from Barry and Tulisa.

It doesn't matter anyway, he needs to be in musical theatre.

Kelly - I needs me some quiet. STFU.

That was 'emotional'. What does that even mean?

What was that mysterious stuff about things going on for Marcus and him not wanting the sympathy vote all about?

Why does Tulisa do that? She should not allude to anything in his past. That is so unfair.

My hangover is making my typing so slow. Every time I write something, at least two other people have already said similar. My fingers can't hit the right keys first time.

Can we vote for his eyebrows?

Kelly must be drunk as is Barry

I think it's the first time I've looked at his eyebrows. Wow, they're really nice, aren't they? And he was so cute in those photos when he was little!

shut up Tulisa.
If he doesn't talk about it, why are you??
Papers will have story about it next week.
tut.

Yes, versatile like Panto.

Missed most of the show (only turned on just before misa)

I'm no fan of overly sculpted eye brows on a man. It looks weird imo!