X-FACTOR-It's 'GUILTY PLEASURES AND HEROES' week!! Will Louis need his Rule Book??

[Raahh]

because last year, the acts spectacularly failed to grasp what a 'guilty pleasure' is. And their choice of heroes was dubious, too- erm, Bruno Marrs??

So, as Tulisa hasn't heard of anyone older than 20, will be interesting to hear what the Mixes end up with.
Marcus- well his hero must be jackie wilson, since he's already done hime twice..
I can't imagine what will warble from Janet.
Mischa - got to be J-Hud.
Verucca-Lily- should sing this- , just because.

Starting early, as I may have to engage with my children do stuff.

Does the bloke in the audience look uncomfortable or what?

Does this sound right with the backing?

Why is she pushing that poor boy around? Why is she pointing at me? What happened to pop stars who do a nice dance?

get off him. was he innocent audience member or plant?

Another rough start, but better now.

shaky start

did she forget how to sing?

Plinths , claps hands excitedly

Oh no she's gone all squawky :(

It's got to be part of the act

Hasn't he?

Shouty and confrontational. Just her cup of tea.

the whole night = boring boring boring

I've started on the Baileys so it's starting to pick up

SHe sounds flat. THey've all sounded flat all night.

I don't care. I'm now eating cold jacket potato spread with thick lurpak as another attempt at a hangover cure. it's yum.

The low notes get another one.

OUt of tune shouting

thought kelly was putting her hand up to ask a ?

Wispa I want to move to your village. Oh god SHOP SHOUTING

yy, Military Wives Choir for Xmas No 1.

And have a look here at this group who have a charity single out Meet me in Winter

Give them some of your cash, instead of Cowell.

No Carrie, it's false ones all the way these days

TERRIBLE trousers too.

that was ....BAAAD

Those trousers give her parsnip legs too. Evil stylists this year.

she does indeed get what she wants...

bloody awful. Tuneless til the belty bits.

Well, that was rubbish.

oh, that was not good. Not good at all.