X-FACTOR-It's 'GUILTY PLEASURES AND HEROES' week!! Will Louis need his Rule Book??

[Raahh]

because last year, the acts spectacularly failed to grasp what a 'guilty pleasure' is. And their choice of heroes was dubious, too- erm, Bruno Marrs??

So, as Tulisa hasn't heard of anyone older than 20, will be interesting to hear what the Mixes end up with.
Marcus- well his hero must be jackie wilson, since he's already done hime twice..
I can't imagine what will warble from Janet.
Mischa - got to be J-Hud.
Verucca-Lily- should sing this- , just because.

Starting early, as I may have to engage with my children do stuff.

Twaddle, twaddle, twaddle.

Let's see if the little mix can keep it in tune this time!

I lurrrve Bonnie Tyler's Holding out for a hero.

I never wore para boots, shoppingbags, probably platform heels. I was their Glamour Wing.

I know she can't help how she looks but that hat is fucking hideous.

FGS. Again?

Good lord, she looks drunk.

did you have a dog on a piece of string (compulsory sw accessory back in the day round my way)

They're such sweet girls, Little Mix.
I wouldn't mind if they won.

HOw does she open her eyes withe those mahusive eyelashes on?

sorry, but the eyelashes are weighing down Jesy's face.

I don't normally like Jasy's voice, but she's doing this quite well.

Their eyes look weighed down by those false eyelashes.

I wish the big haired one would not keep saying how ugly she is. :(

"I am beautiful, words can't bring me down but the stylist fucking hates me"

Forgot the tune again? It is tough. Not like we hear this song all the fecking time or anything.

Jesy. See can't bring myself to type such a ridiculous spelling of her neam. SHe can't help looks etc, but she could do something about that.

Nor me Ladybeagle. But I likes that Amelia best. And her dresses and shouting.

Ooh now I would have tried harder to join if ours had had a glamour wing :)
This is ok- I like a bit of Christina. Stands up for the porky and fugly

My guilty pleasure would be The one and only by Chesney Hawkes.
I really want this to be good. But the tuning just isn't strong enough :(

Strike outs hate me

Oh, they can really sing.

Not so keen on the warbling bit, Jesy. But the blonde girl is fab.

snort at the mmmmmmmmmm. Wrong to make a putting them down joke? OK, so, I won't

They should have done Dirty. Love that one.