X-FACTOR-It's 'GUILTY PLEASURES AND HEROES' week!! Will Louis need his Rule Book??

[Raahh]

because last year, the acts spectacularly failed to grasp what a 'guilty pleasure' is. And their choice of heroes was dubious, too- erm, Bruno Marrs??

So, as Tulisa hasn't heard of anyone older than 20, will be interesting to hear what the Mixes end up with.
Marcus- well his hero must be jackie wilson, since he's already done hime twice..
I can't imagine what will warble from Janet.
Mischa - got to be J-Hud.
Verucca-Lily- should sing this- , just because.

Starting early, as I may have to engage with my children do stuff.

I love Amelia's styling too.

Janet to go please.

Love love love 500 miles.

But they are from across the water and they remind me of home.

T'Pau were pretty much a one hit wonder.

Bye Verucca

So, I've missed the first hour and just watched the recap bit to see if it's worth watching it on ITVplus1. Was it as dire as it looked? Janet looked miserable!

I sang that T'pau song in the car on the way home from work last week and I didn't shout . I also Shut Down the Building with my rendition of Holding Out for a Hero.

Shouty - Amelia
Whiney - Janet
Can sing - Misha B
fact IMO

janet forgot the words and said she felt sick... not sure which was cause and which was effect. she was baaaaad.

500 miles. I asked the band to play that as the last song (b4 auld lang syne or course). Got everyone in the place. You can't whack it! What is there to not like?

Her singing made me feel a bit sick too. No wonder she felt vomitous.

Proclaimers 'Letter from america' is a classic- I think it was on Saturday Superstore the week Margaret Thatcher was a guest, and judged the new release singles.

I am so old

Matthew McFayden selling M&S? Does it for me :o

My guilty pleasure? Delilah by Tom Jones.

How I love you Boff. You're like a walking -slightly filthy-- Heat magazine but with nicer hair.

I saw the last bit of Amelia's T'pau song and didn't like it. Loved the original and had the album. Think I'll leave you guys to it and switch over to CSI.

Oh no, strike out fail. Now you can see that I called you slightly filthy

bof, tell me you dressed as a bunny?

Is that Anna Bloody Friel again?

and during the adverts can i just say, as a newbie gatecrasher, what a v fine thread this is.... as you were.

Lebof were you wearing para boots at the time- they were compulsory socialist worker uniform when I was at university. My feet were too small- they wouldn't let me in!

Sadly not, Emma. Maybe I could have flogged the other one a Socialist Review if I had?

Just fuck off with the muffin thing now, there's a duck.

LOVE Delilah! Sing this to my bairns.