X-FACTOR- week 5 RESULTS- IT'S A DOUBLE ELIMINATION!!! <dramatic music>

[Raahh]

And we all know who we want that double elimination to be!

i missed craig last night, but was he as awful as that snippet sounded?

Bloody childers. Missed the group mime. What was it?

kittys eyeliner pisses me ff

Fuck off Gary!

It was 'Price tag ' by Jesse J.

It was mimed.

In addition to it being mimed, you could hear the auto tune on Frankie's bit!

That one that goes money money money?

Ah well, I shall struggle on

Mischa looks so much nicer with her hair down!

Arf, can't pick the bottom two Bazza? We can help you with that...

Yes, Sue

Sue- yep, that's the one.

How the fuck are Little Mix an incredible band.

They're just not.

What did Frankie say? Is he quitting?

I well fancy the bug eyed one out of JLS. I don't even know his name. The hat man.

"Everybody in love"

Ahhhh, JLS.

I like JLS- soooo much better than Alexandra Burke.

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Ooh can I vote for JLS ( sorry just catching up )

Thanks all. I feel I haven't missed it at all

JLS. Yawn, off to put t'kettle on..

janet is the diana of this series.

Aston with his obligatory beanie.

And the other one with his trilby.

Aston needs feeding.