X-FACTOR- week 5 RESULTS- IT'S A DOUBLE ELIMINATION!!! <dramatic music>

[Raahh]

And we all know who we want that double elimination to be!

Not the Risk Please.

They are actually good. Better than Cockoozer and Janet

What a fucking joke

This is all a bloody fix.

What a load of crap.

No big surprise

Nooooooo- Klitty and the Risk to go,surely.

Who the hell voted for Skanky?

Am kind of glad. Just to piss off Tulis. Who is wailing in the audience?

woh!

OMAF .

They do it on purpose, made Louis be a big mean bully to ickle Frankie, ppl feel sorry for him, then vote for him.

The Risk are gone.

Bye, bye Johnny.

Actually reading that back I made it sound more interesting than it actually is...

My friend used to live next door to Denise from Girlschool's girlfriend. Anyway, she threw Denise over for a mutual friend of ours, but was then seduced away from her by Lemmy. So he 'turned' her. (eww)

I feel so sad for the risk boo hoo

Awwwww crap!!! Knew I should have voted for Johnny!!!

That is so unfair

I cant cope with bidding on ebay and this at the same time!

THis is inexplicable. DO they think we are all stupid.
Actually, yes, of course they do. I'm losing the will to live!

Janet'll be safe for ages because of the Irish vote, they are surely loyaldespite her being a shitebag

There is nobody left in the competition to perve over.

jojo

Bad feeling. Think so too.

Really surprised they're out

And SKanky is safe? There is no God, I tell you!!

I guess that the young girls are phoning for Janet.

It cannot be the Irish vote for Janet though. There are only - what - about 5 million Irish. They cannot cancel out the UK votes, if no one was voting for Janet.