It's X FACTOR day and I have just tweeted Johnny

[MmeLindor.]

To tell him that we love him.

Wonder if he will reply.

Double eviction apparently. So who do we fancy to go?

It would please me to see the back of Frankie. And Janet.

Here we go.....

Sorry to hear that Netto

Poor DD's going to be gutted when I tell her tomorrow, she's at her friend's tonight and going to the fireworks.

Anyway, how skanky do we think Frankie can be tonight?
And how annoying can Kelly be?

I was guffawing on my driving lesson yesterday about her taking such a public sicky. What a chump.

At least Burky isn't back this week!

Double eviction- Klitty and the Cock to GO!

Oh here it is! This will be my first x factor/mumsnet evening since week 2 due to a house move. I think I only watch it for the threads, I am most definitely bored of the programme now.

LOL freak.

Here we go.

Proud Mary is good for Mischa.

Janet singing Jackson5

nooooooo to Dermie dancing.

Stop it

Loving Dermot's moves

Well I'm here.
If it wasn't so crap this thread would be boooring.
I'm also watching X Factor USA which is pretty amazing talent wise, but there would never be a thread about it as fun as this one.
Love it for what it is a crap karaoke panto and enjoy.

Am ready.

I think dermy demanded he get dancing girls or he'll leave.

RIP Raikkonnen. Guess he was a few years old though? Going by the name

Dermot getting frisky there.

iPad changed that to dermatology

Pack it in Dermot, you can't dance, but wonder if his singing is any better than half of this lot?

off to have dinner. will be back

Ooh- Tulisa won't hold Kelly's hand (she held Burkeys)

Oooh Kelly put her arm around Tulisa's back. Are they bezzie mates again now then?

Wow. Kelly came back from the dead nicely there.

DH just said she dresses like a 45 yo

Considering the music Tulisa is involved in, she's a really bad mover IMO.

Gary Barlow - oh no he didn't!!

Don't think barry liked alex

nice one Barry.

Kelly looks stunning.