It's X FACTOR day and I have just tweeted Johnny

[MmeLindor.]

To tell him that we love him.

Wonder if he will reply.

Double eviction apparently. So who do we fancy to go?

It would please me to see the back of Frankie. And Janet.

Hahaaaaa at that article

She's a Marcus fan though, good woman.

I have got out of Bonfire duty- my excuse is that dd2 won't like it (she was only a month old last year and slept through it). I also managed to avoid going out for Hallowe'en.

Do you think someone will do 'Firework' by Katy Perry- in homage to the date, and the fact KP is compulsory on every show?

I haven't actually seen her round town dressed in her Johnny get-up, thankfully, but the article made me laugh!

OOh, you all started early. I was v busy today so have not been on laptop

So, club classics? Janet will still make it sound like an Enya/Riverdance collaboration.

I read further up the threat that someone is doing Heaven by DJ Sammy. We had a version of that played live by my DB on guitar with his lovely girlfriend singing as the the first dance at our wedding. I love that song. If Janet kills it for me I will not be impressed.

Hoping I can get DD asleep in time to watch but as my house appears to be sat in the middle of a firework display I might not be very successful.

Well, Janet did threaten to strum along on her guitar.

So she's going to murder something.

Skanky Frankie really has to go, I can't bear him and his redtop fuelling antics anymore.

Love Johnny.

Here's the list!

X Factor 2011 song list ? Week 5

Girls

• Janet Devlin ? I Want You Back by Jackson 5

- Misha Bryan ? Proud Mary by Tina Turner

Boys

• Craig Colton ? Heaven by DJ Sammy

- Marcus Collins ? Reet Petite by Jackie Wilson - Frankie Cocozza ? I Gotta Feeling by the Black Eyed Peas

Overs

• Johnny Robinson ? Hung Up/You Spin Me Round by Madona

- Kitty Brucknell ? Like A Prayer by Madonna

Groups

• The Risk ? A Night To Remember

- Little Mix -Please Don?t Stop The Music by Rihanna

hahahahahahahahahahahahha@ 'Reet Petite' for Cocky!

I love 'Night to Remember'-Shalamar were fab.

I can see Mischa flinging herself around to 'Proud Mary' (although i always think of 'Glee' and them doin the performance in wheelchairs when i hear it)

Janet will be, erm, interesting

I love 'Like A Prayer' - she's going to ruin it for me, isn't she?

i have just had a terrible thought- i do hope Johnny won't be wearing leotard and leg warmers

Rahh I hope he is too

I am pleased to see that Barry really seems to have sobatoged Cocky good and proper with this song choice- I really cannot see it working at all. Maybe he has come to his senses and realised the grubby child has to leave the show- his extra curricular activities are just unnecessary.

Aw Marcus and Reet Petite.
And Misha with Proud Mary should be good, she definitely has the voice for it.
Janet and The Jackson Five shouldn't be said in the same sentence,
She's a folkie type singer, think Joni Mitchell or Enya.
I haven't changed from my first choice from the beginning which was Misha, but I'm equally liking Marcus now.

i have just realised, i read it as though Cocky was doing Reet Petite- marcus will do a MUCH better job. Still, Cocky won't be able to carry off I've got a feeling (plus I had to watch 'G-Force over and OVER AGAIN when it came out on dvd, so all i will be able to think about is dancing guinea pigs!)

What time is it on please? I have just had hideous train journey involving points failure, train returning to original station, waiting ages for another and being crammed in intimately with a load of football fans. Sending Mr OuiOui round the shop for my Minstrels and satsumas. Wagner tucked up in his Slanket with special cocoa.

8 o'clock, Ivanta.

I am starting to really miss wagner this year...
and Diva Fever. With 'the one that didn't sing'.

Last year was so much more fun.

Settling in. Yes, I am quite tired, wonder what disgraceful behaviour I can get away with........

That list is 'interesting'

I'm knackered, poorly coughing children had me up all night you bunch of cunts

Sorry, I'm just tired

Freak

Evening all, I'm in.
My goldfish has just died.
RIP Raikkonen

Hello people. XF fatigue has really set in with me. Its horribly contrived and i hate all the manipulation but im still here

Rip raikkonen. Just watching men in black on 5. Tempted to keep watching but don't want to miss out on this thread.

Netto

The X factor hopefuls murdering a few 'club classics' will cheer you up!