It's X FACTOR day and I have just tweeted Johnny

[MmeLindor.]

To tell him that we love him.

Wonder if he will reply.

Double eviction apparently. So who do we fancy to go?

It would please me to see the back of Frankie. And Janet.

Lawks, Mme, I bet you linked to the thread, didn't you? We'll have all of Little Shits weeping into their Hello Kitty hankies next week.
But then, that's probably the latent racist in me talking. I got up early.

This week is 'Club Classics'- that will possibly not do my headache any good.

From what I have seen, the songs don't really fit my definition of 'club classics', but I suppose loosely, can be played in a 'club' (probably of the working mans variety in Klitty's case], but I hardly consider anything by Rihanna to worthy of 'classic' status.

So far- Klitty- Madonna, Like a Prayer

3 possible songs are 'I've got a feeling' Black Eyed peas. Heaven by Dj Sammi and 'please don't stop the music', Rihanna. Don't know who is doing what.

As to who should should go- will be Klitty and the Cock.

Actually, i wish to trademark Klitty and the Cock, should they decide to become a duo. In strip clubs

I tweeted Johnny a few weeks ago and he didn't reply

Anyone else noticed how Dermy seems to have lost the will to live too - his encouragement after the shit performances and crappy comments are very half hearted....

Sue
No, I thought it was better not to link to the thread since we are such bjitches

Club Classics.

If there is no Gloria Gaynor, then I will .. I will.. drink a glass of wine.

Seal - Killer

Blue Pearl - Dancing Naked in The Rain

are my club classics.

Club classics?

Some fucker is going to sing Somebody Else's Guy by Jocelyn Brown, aren't they. Prob Johnny.

At one point, i thought there would be tit-for-tat pulling out, as Tulisa has had 'toothache', and was poorly yesterday.

I love the fact they are too shit to do the charity single without help.

In other news, Jesy (can we at least slag her off for spelling her name in a shit way??) was seen buying slimfast. I will refrain from commenting

I thought that last week itdoes - he really doesn't give a shit, and it shows.

Johnny is allegedly doing a MASH-UP. Not sure what of...possibly Louis's head.

It is a shame, as he was great last week, this will just be a mess.

I've noticed that too ItDoes I don't think he'll do another year. If they're doing club classics hopefully they will sing some good 90's classics, 'all that she wants' 'rhythm is a dancer' if someone does Gina G it'll make my night

Club? Jazz? Night? Gay? Indie? Tufty? Ifyoulikealottachocolateonyourbiscuitjoinour?

I have no idea what they'll pick, they'll all be the most pitiful gawd help us efforts and I will hate myself a little bit more for watching. Still, I'll be in good company .

Oh, Blue pearl, naked in the rain. Takes me back to a drunken holiday in Lanzarote just before i started University. I LOVE that song.

I will CRY if wee Janet does the 'Florence' version of you've got the love. Or has someone already done that this year. The original song was so great, and is forever ruined by Florence and her sodding machine.

I'm weirdly excited about tonight, in a morbid kind of way.
So marking my place, not sure how much I will be posting though, it does interfere with my drinking time and we have had a bad day (bloody kids )

Can I just say, Sue you never fail to cheer me up on this thread. Already, before the show has even started, you've got me singing the Club advert and reminiscing about my childhood watching Funnybones cartoons!

Raah
Always reminds me of when I lived in Aviemore and we went "clubbing" - dance floor smaller than my living room.

You're not feeling tired, are you, SilveryMoon? Be careful you don't accidentally firebomb a government building or something, and stay away from white hooded garments.

Oh Jonny is awful. Made me laugh twice but I can't bear his singing.

OMG- just watching the local news- some loony in the States has bought John Lennon's tooth- for £19,000!!

(wonders if anyone will of the X factors winners will ever be that popular. £20 for Matt the Hats' hat, maybe?)

Aww, coconuts. Stoppit don't

I loved the Club advert - the rhino one. That was a lotta chocolate.

You OK Boff? Not flagging? Eat something sugary or have a coffee - we can't risk you burning books and starting illiterate Facebook groups again.

Oh Oh... guess what...!?

Someone in my small and crap town is a Johnny look-a-like poor woman and the local paper had her on the front page. She actually has gone out and got a suit and some glasses and walks around town like it! People are actually calling her johnny

Some people are so weird!

It is on the paper's website and I would link but not sure if it would out me, being such a small town.

oh please Skanky and Janet to go, I like Marcus best now. I heard the Kitty racist rumours but don't know if they have been confirmed.
I also read that judges are going to 'swap' acts to shake things up and Tulisa is having a meltdown because of having to face Kelly and she may quit, but of course probably all lies to hold interest....I'm so easily swayed.
I love Johnny :)

I've got to go out to a family bonfire thingy for a couple of hours now- catch you all later. I'm struggling to keep my eyes open, so I'll have to watch out I don't start throwing MIL's progressive literature into the flames.

www.spaldingtoday.co.uk/news/latest-news/it_s_x_factor_s_johnny_oh_no_it_s_actually_a_weston_hills_woman_1_3196591

Kitty will do Madonna
She will become Mad-donna!