It's X FACTOR day and I have just tweeted Johnny

[MmeLindor.]

To tell him that we love him.

Wonder if he will reply.

Double eviction apparently. So who do we fancy to go?

It would please me to see the back of Frankie. And Janet.

It's dance floor classics, not club classics according to Dermot at the start.

I don't like his sex pervert moustache.

I would never buy a song from this singer

You're like a little Rusty Lee!
You're like a little Marcus Garvey!
You're like a little Desmond Tutu!

god I'm so shit at keeping up with these threads. Can't cope with two screens at once

You're like Nelson Mandela, Rosa Parks, Obama, Samuel L Jackson and Mr T.

I thought Kelly was going to start doing the Orgasm scene from when Harry met Sally then.

Oh I love him sooooo much

Leave louis be Sue, he's tired, bless

They are all pretty crap. US X Factor is far superior. I am only watching UK now because there is nothing else on! It's a complete joke!

Why's that, highriggs ? Elaborate please :)

Gary, it's 'series' in the uk not 'season', we are not american.

I like Marcus, but performance of the season.

Performance of the series? Hmmm, don't think so, Gary!

That was quite good I thought, but I worry it's just in comparison to everyone else being so bad.

Marcus was grest. This shows how important it is to choose the right song.

Where is he from?

Love the "really enjoyed meself"

Husband wants to know if he is from NE England - he is getting good at recognizing accents

you lot make me laugh.
I'm getting strange looks from dp and trying to tell him you're all naming black people. He doesn't understand why it's funny!

Performance of the season fo'sure. But that's not saying much.

Lol at random black people

I just realised we wont get to hear the narrator is that the right word? say Sophie Habbeeebissss this week, and that is usually the highlight for me.

He's from the flat above the bookies, Mme- I might have mentioned it once.

I'd love Louis to say'you're like a little Gary Coleman'. I would pmsl.

You're like a little Floella Benjamin! Trevor MacDonald! Leroy from Fame!