It's X FACTOR day and I have just tweeted Johnny

[MmeLindor.]

To tell him that we love him.

Wonder if he will reply.

Double eviction apparently. So who do we fancy to go?

It would please me to see the back of Frankie. And Janet.

The Pampers ad is the most broodiness-inducing thing ever.

I just feel very motherly towards him.
In that he's just a lovely sweet boy.
And way more talented than Scuzzy Frankie, who I have no maternal feelings for at all, only murderous ones.

Did you see the thread this week about Delia Xmas cake mix? A tenner!

hahahahaha, stop with the naming! Leroy from Fame!

You're like a little Linford Christie when you sing

MissHonkover

"Bald Patch Barlow"

I just almost wet myself.
Bald patch Barry Barlow!

Or a really little Frank Bruno.

Like a little Kelly Holmes! Usain Bolt! Joan Armatrading!

A singing Andi Peters

BOF
Don't think DH is ever going to be able to pinpoint accents quite so accurately as to know he is from the flat above the bookies

He reminded me on Kid Creole of coconut fame, probably the dodgy tache. Didnt like him either.

Stop naming black people. DP keeps asking why i'm laughing and its hard to explain

You're like a little George Allegeya

Only spelled correctly

LOL at Leroy

i luffed that

You are to the X Factor what Ainsley Harriot is to Ready Steady Cook

"Little Rusty Lee"

That's almost as funny as 'in the wooky'

You're like a little Sammy Davis Jnr! But without the weird eye! You're what this competition is all about! You've got it!

Liverpool is the accent?

Chris Akabusi! P Diddy! Martin Luther King!

You're like a little Archbishop of York!