It's X FACTOR day and I have just tweeted Johnny

[MmeLindor.]

To tell him that we love him.

Wonder if he will reply.

Double eviction apparently. So who do we fancy to go?

It would please me to see the back of Frankie. And Janet.

I preferred him miserable.

Oooh, a bit Rick Astley lite

But not bad

Let's call the thread the X Factor BB next week

His little feet pattering up and down! He's like one of those clockwork eggs you get at Easter.

Oh get a grip Bazza.

Roar at Moon

When they can't dance they have to do the Walking Purposefully Around The Stage thing. He must have dropped a fair bit of weight now.

Lol @ young Gary Barlow

Yes, because a young Gary Barlow was a fat Dad dancer too.

BINGO a young gary

Yep, or a clockwork Mr Potato Head.

pmsl 'young gary barlow- he was a shit dancer- that was what 'the other two' were for!

You're like a little Gary Barlow

What the feck do they feed the audience? Nobody would scream at Mr Biscuits without actual Tazer intervention.

He was SHIT, the judges are morons

I just can't get into him, he can sing but he's not a winner.

He has lost a lot of weight.

Kelly is overcompensating after her sickie.

I do that

chite.

my cookies are good tho.

Did he say he's only lost a pound after all that dance rehearsal?
Biscuits. Just saying.

Who's in The Risk this week?