It's X FACTOR day and I have just tweeted Johnny

[MmeLindor.]

To tell him that we love him.

Wonder if he will reply.

Double eviction apparently. So who do we fancy to go?

It would please me to see the back of Frankie. And Janet.

I love that cat

The 'different genre every week' conceit is purely for 't'telly though, isn't isn't? If/when they have a career everything they sing will sound the same.

x-post Lindor

Yes Gary, but one of them is Frankie. I think it will be 2 acts v shortly.

I've decided Barlow has spray on hair

Mr Biscuits here to rip up the stage then.

Can you imagine LA Reid judging this bunch of clowns??

This lad reminds me ever so much of a fat Rick Astley.

not yet broom im going to youtube after tho

ladybeagle im watching stv and i got it

The best bIt of last years X Factor was a brilliant 'wrong thread' moment involving PortBlack(Ithink)- she was discussing a risque picture from another thread- but posted her respose here. It was BRILLIANT.

Please god don't let there be any snarling from dough face this week.

HA. Netto. Shall I test him to see if he remembers?

ROAR and wheeze at the dancing.

It's like a trip into the future. Justin Bieber is a bit fatter, a bit slower but still plugging away at 45...

Lol at fat rick astley

I love this song...

Club classic...?

Not this version.

Oh FFS

I think most acts, while having a style, are able to sing different tempi at least. SHe is a bit crap even at her style, which is moany ballads, and a whole album would be a snooze fest. A bit like Norah Jones, who had a successful single but the album is all the bloody same.

Oops.

Wow, that's Dad dancing at it's finest.

Oh dear.

Why have they time travelled and got backing dancers from the mid 90's?

I thought this was going to be more like the Bryan adams original for a minute

It's not Heaven, lad, it's hell.

put the sex face away biscuit-boy

Is it my telly or have they got FAT DANCERS?