A programme about the strange people on Trip Advisor....

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Channel 4. On now.

They all look exactly as you would expect..

This made me laugh (in response to a review which complained at length about someone not cutting up sausages for two children to share an adult meal)

There is a hotelkeeper in Elterwater
Who's constantly chastising his daughter
'Sausages' she demanded
'What size?' he responded
Oh!! Just chop them in half or a quarter

I have booked a three-night break in Febryary - dinner b&b for 3 nights for two of is £500, which I think is pretty good considering. I have never been to the Lakes and DP has been meaning to take me for some time, I can't wait.

I hope you made sure you will be getting one of the refurbished rooms....

I take it you all watch Four In A Bed. B&B owners themselves are the b*tchiest of the lot.

Yes, have asked for the room woth the 4 poster in it

TwoIfBySea, I have just started watching this. They are SO MEAN to each other. Sod solidarity, lets support each other - this lot can't wait to get the knife in Just watched tonight's - the woman who was claustrophobic and thought the beautiful breakfast room was too grand and the lovely looking breakfast not good enough

Getorf, sounds lovely

Oooh, sounds like I need to have a look at 4OD.