X Factor ROCK Results and random ramblings cos we filled the other thread.....

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Always weird when that happens.
Bitch away here until tomorrow night then.

I like Harry in purely maternal way. You would not believe how many women have told me that my son looks just like him. I have a mini Harry. I reserve my lust for Wagner.

Why is the red head from Corrie in court? And is she skinny now?

Oh, end of adverts, time to pop to the bog.....

Ew just saw that Philly ad. Those bits of sausage look like DD's nappy gifts.

|I am here again. Just got back from sister's whre I ate my own poby weight in yummy roast dinner and pud cooked by DN's partner. That boy can cook.
Got .

sorry I'm late, I nearly dozed off in the bath!

What have I missed? have we had a bjullying apology for last night?

Hello sorry I'm late but I find this part of xf incredibly dull
I'm sober and have been all weekend due to intense low carb diet. Xf is painful sober!

Yeah, she named herself after the Sainsbo's clothing range.

Cos it's classy, innit.

poby? Body, obviously.

Dh says there is a half your age plus 7 rule when it comes to shagging. So a 31 year old and wee Harry (19?) would be ok....

I am not sure where he got that from

Louis: no sex glint whatsoever.

Mouseface we thought last night that it reminded us of a certain bovine person....

Arf at 'Nappy Gifts'

OOH as if by magic louis apologises!

louis used the word what??

Actually, wasn't the curly one the scamp who whispered to Matt Cardie about getting pussy? Filthy little porn monkey. Still, Frankie makes him look like Cliff Richard.

rock

That's fab !

Innit.

Thought she was more of a Primark gel myself !

Welcome back!

THe half your age plus seven thing is from Jane Austen. But it only applies to men, i.e. the woman has to be the young one.
Not fair.

God I hate BM.

My favourite Bruno was the one from Fame with his many keyboards and massive hair.

I need to get up to speed, 10 pages already!

Bruno Mars is a like little erm, Little Richard....

Dh has just asked if he is Prince's little brother...

rock, I thought that about Sainsbos and cba to type. Are you joining the Mind Melt with Ivanta and Me? We are merging into one to save energy.

Bruno - it's YOU. not YER. Just saying.

Who is Emma Cool? Are you cheating on me? Already?

Bruno is cool. I'm liking him.