X Factor ROCK Results and random ramblings cos we filled the other thread.....

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Always weird when that happens.
Bitch away here until tomorrow night then.

I think we maybe a little, um, old for Professor Green don't you think?

Tulisa looks ridiculous stood up dancing alone like someone's drunk auntie at a wedding.

Tulisa in her element listening to prof green, hes one of her home boys init

Ah adverts. Thank god.

There was a touch of the Alchy Aunt about her then, tis true.

Yeah, but she hates Nappy doesn't she ?

I am definately too old for Prof Green, but I really liked it and that girl can sing - contestants - watch and learn!

BOAK at the philly meat spaghetti. Really? Would anyone eat that?

I'm supposed to be dieting SayCool but if your offering, suppose I should be polite

did anyone see today about Harry OneDirection getting off with a 31 year old model? The curly wee scamp. My 7yo is the spit of him.

Yes, it's like those Marco Pierre White stock cubes. He'd probably rather have his stomach pumped than eat that shit.

He is to professor wot Gillian mcKeith is doctor, am sure of it.

Not Jordan ?

Or is she older than that yet ?

Don't say that Ivanta Harry's my favourite

Wine's ver ver good for weight loss, Broom

Plus I have no chocolate so wine will have to

That's the trouble with Tulisa- really can't cope outside of her own genre.

I like the specsaver ad

Philly and meat is wrong on EVERY level.

Harry shagging a woman of 31 is also wrong but only because I am OLD!

I reckon MPW lives on stock cubes in a mug and tesco value tortilla chips. He secretly gorges.

Does anyone know if she was plain ol' Lisa, then added the 2 extra letters, Tu. ?

I thought he was romping with Caroline Wotsit, lover of Prince Harry Of The Schlong? He must be quite confident then.

I like the gravy add where the Bull dances and sings 'I like the way you Moo!'

Small things eh?