X Factor ROCK Results and random ramblings cos we filled the other thread.....

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Always weird when that happens.
Bitch away here until tomorrow night then.

Tulisa seemed to be orange a la 16yr olds first foray to Boots? Is it my tv she is normally v pretty?

Thanks LeBOOOf

Lord Sugar tweeted

"That's it. I am going to complain to Ofcom about Frankie on Factor he has voice like a fog horn and gestures like he has constipation"

[hgrin]

I think on reflection Tulisa should have pulled Mischa (i dont know where id be without my aunt)b, aside behind the scenes. I was incensed when Biffa pulled wagner up on the show because he had dared to be less than flattering about her (how dare he diss the nations sweetheart)however, i get the feeling Mischa is a very difficult flash little mare and the newpapers have probably got it right

Hey X Factorites :) Just wanted to share with you that I didn't bother to watch the show last night as it is all such a load of dry shit, BUT I have just spent the morning reading all 40 pages of last night's thread It's the way to do it, I tells ya. I finished my Saturday off still feeling like I had a soul AND got to enjoy your fabulous bitchiness constructive criticism.

I hate bullies so am glad Misha was outed.

Well, after a terrible night with DD2, I have just watched bits of the programme again with the dcs.

I got the feeling Tulisa began to get crosser as the show went on, as she made herself look dumber with every comment. She clearly had no clue about the theme, and in the end to cover her own stupidity, resorted to bullying tactics of her own. And then spineless Louis, decided to join in- notice he didn't say anything before Tulisa did- he was all praise. Louis and Tulisa have the weakest categories, and know it. Anything that Mischa did, should have been dealt with back stage. If it really was that bad, she shouldn't have been allowed back- it wouldn't be the first time an act has been dumped- remember 'happy slapper'?

But it is no coincidence, really, that the week Cowell threatens to sack the judges, after the show lost viewers, that Barry turned into a proper Mr Nasty, and they tried to stir up a bit of drama- this will keep them in the papers. And it worked a treat, clearly- people will def tune in for the results, just to see what is said tonight. No publicity is bad publicity to Mr Cowell

(Maybe next week someone could explain the theme to Tulisa- she really must have felt like a prize twit-Kesha, ffs!!)

Wow, that was long- lack of sleep has clearly made me over think think this!!

Anyway- who's gonna go?

I vote Sami and Cocky in the bottom 2. Klitty is managing to give passable performances- and I think she will do a great Hallowe'en number.

Sami can argue until she is Smurf blue that she is not just a pub/cruise/karaoke singer- but she is. Cocky just doesn't seem to have a voice at all- and he is grubby.

Pigstix ought to be at risk.

Sod it. It was all rubbish.
Yeo Valley farmers for Christmas number one.

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Outed for doing what exactly? What do you know other than someone called her names on live tv?

Twas all ShiteyMcShitePants last night. And it was two hours worth too!

Poor Dermott did a sterling job of trying to keep the peace I thought, very good a steering the victims contestants away to kick em off stage.

I hoped thought at one point that Klitty was going to spontaneously combust on stage. But alas no.

Sami looks more terrible each week, stuffed into a dress that make her look like a bloke in drag, oh, sorry, wait, I mean Geraldine.

Frankie is a grubby little weasel with less talent than the people who were sent home at the judges houses.

Why do I watch it? What is wrong with me?

I want Skankie to go.

I have run out of
I have vodka, but nothing to mix it with.
Dh has been out shopping, so i can't really send him back

Just caught up on Strictly, too- bloody hell, everyone was grumpy last night in Reality tv land!!

(having poorly children is such a good excuse to slob in front of the tv!).

Johnny has to win- because Cowell will not have clue what to do with him!

Nosfe - yes, if Johnny wins, that will be amazing. I actually don't think there is anyone that I want to win just yet, I think we need to get next weekend out of the way (the car crash of Hallowe'en songs, Thriller, Werewolf in London, Time Warp etc.........) and then the pressure will be on and things will really hot up.

Fingers crossed that someone with real talent wins......

Last night was terrible! Sophie has to go, and Sami and the tattooed ass guy. Dunno his name.

Tulisa needs to go too. Cowell, please sack her.

I wouldn't be surprised if there was some sort of 'apology' tonight. In a very ungracious way, like Cheryl did.

I am disappointed in Tulisa- she was good during the auditions, but has seemed a bit out of her depth since. And am I the only one secretly thinking that everyone behind the scenes knew she was buggering up the 'theme' and decided not to tell her?[evil[hgrin]].

Oh god- I do hope this isn't a ploy to enable Princess Cheryl back into the fold???[hshock]

Na, The Cowell won't have our Chezza back. He doesn't even want her in the US version does he?

Which I have to say is MUCH better than what we saw last night! Pile of shite.

Cheryl over Tulisa any time for me!

I have to agree with that SurprisEs - Tulisa did great for the first couple of weeks and now she's all 'well, I should know, I'm in a band'

Hmm, is she or should that be was she? And a band? A band of what exactly? People with names life Dappy? Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Priceless.

I hope Barry smiles tonight- I'm all for dark and brooding, but he was just a grump last night. Although I totally agreed with his critique of Sami- and how come she got to argue back, yet Mischa had to keep schtum?

There is something about Sami I really don't like- but Dh thinks she is great (I have concerns about his hearing, however)

I have just read that the original theme was meant to be Motown- and it was changed to Rock for Cocky's benefit. Well that backfired, didn't it!!

So what sort of music biz professionals don't know what rock is? Perhaps you should look into your judges' credentials a little more closely, Mr C.

ATM we have a Little Irish Pixie with no principles and in his dotage desperately trying to save up for that expensive nursing home he needs.

We have an Orange Lady who probably knows more about make-up and frocks than she seems to know about music (how can you misunderstand a category as simple as Rock?).

A bloke who's trying to be MrNastyCowellinhisabsence, but who writes good songs at least (not my type of thing, but hey).

And, another one, who is at least NotCherylCole and who seems to have a better idea of what she's doing than the first two.

He'll be out today, fo'sho. Back on the streets

Sami didn't want to sing Cher did she? Poor girl. I'm watching it again now on ITV. Fuck knows why. Maybe I have to confirm my suspicions that Sami is being Louised yet again.

Why does he give the overs such shite to sing? I'm glad she said she'd 'rather sit in the audience than sing Cher'!

Agree about Geraldine being a nasty piece of work. No evidence to that at all , I just don't like her.

Trouble is, he could have given her anything, and she would have delivered it in the same way. Last night was no different to her first two performances, really.

(But I clearly have ishoos with Sami)

Tulisa should go, if only for her stoopid arm salute thing. Silly moo.