Is there an X-Factor thread already running?

[BupcakesandCunting]

I can't find it if there is.

I need an outlet for my Brucknell-based rage.

Ick. Was that Louis' bedtime voice?

I liked her in the auditions, she has disappointed me.

Why is Tulisa insisting on going blonde gradually from the roots? She looks like Granny Clampett.

Are the judges deaf?

Yeah, Gazza, I could see most of her "great opening" thanks to the shorts...

Aaaaaaaagh! My eyes! That pink bubblegum look. Nooooooooo.

Tulisa looks like she's cracked an egg on her head.

Oh that was nicely done Gary... Slip in the "wasn't amazing"

Wish the audience would shut up for the comments.

it wasn't a great song choice. Didn't like the outfit, or the pink hair. Next!

leBof, u took the words out my mouth!!

Arf at Tulisa travelling to gigs on t'top of t'wagon, knitting.

She looks as rough as a badger's arse.

Why have they given a lovely 16 year old girl tranny makeup?

The pink eyeshadow makes her look like she has myxamatosis.

Poor Amelia. She did so much better when she was making the choices. Geraldine, you're right - she looks about 30 and she's singing ancient songs.

I've just realised this goes on for 2.5 hours! I'm not sure I have the stamina...

Will Johnny be in drag?! please

Johnny Funnybones next then. One song per ad break? That's value.

Yo Valley!

Yeo valley are ace!

FUCK these farmers are hot