Is there an X-Factor thread already running?

[BupcakesandCunting]

I can't find it if there is.

I need an outlet for my Brucknell-based rage.

out of tune

not keen on the crotch grabbing dancers....

How have they aged her thirty years. She's reminding me of Cher.

Bit tuneless.

All balls, no tune.

and that pocket is really shit

Hahaha! Frog wank! Love it!

She might not wash, but at least there is plenty of fresh air to her nethers in those shorts.

What's that hanging down her right thigh?

true geraldine

Is she 16??

When I made cutoff short shorts, we cut out the pockets. To avoid that very look.

It's noise, that's about the best I can say for Amelia.

She looks much older than 16... And she makes my ears hurt.

Too much show, should have just let her sing!

Shouting and singing, there is a difference.

Surely seeing the Jean pocket below the hotpants is not part of the look??

I was really looking forward to seeing this girl. Sigh.

Crap song choice for her.

Shorts sponsored by Veet.

She was 16, she's now the reanimated corpse of Cher.

Christina aguilera impersonator

Right. Herbie - get the police on Louis, he's nicked your Tramadol.