Is there an X-Factor thread already running?

[BupcakesandCunting]

I can't find it if there is.

I need an outlet for my Brucknell-based rage.

Johnny looks like tommy mallet

Only heard that one madame, but heard good things of his album.

going to work in a pub doing a normal 9-5

What kinda shit pub is that.

S.H.A.M.P.O.O.

cardi-really? I've watched a couple of videos she put up on youtube, I really like her voice.

Hope Frankie and Kitty are taking sensible precautions - can you imagine!!

Who was one first - ran to Sainsbos for wine and missed act 1

Sophie a bit full of herself already

If Kelly Rowland thinks you are boring, you're in trouble...

Ah, sitting on piano trick.

at last someone can sing

What is he doing with this song???

HA, they did cut her a fringe!

Why does everyone ( except Fwanky) have Kelly's shiny hair glitter in?

Feck me - off I go to get meself job as a top celeb stylist.

Oh Lord just seen my local on the x factor
That girl Sophie served me a rubbery burger last week...didn't know she was on this.

why do they put on so much makeup?

At least she sounds in tune.

She looks a bit like Katy Perry.

Not a bad singer. Best singer so far.

Oh, it's a Katy Perry song!

I see Charlotte Church is starting to put the weight back on then...

Don'tbugme she can't breathe right, she keeps breaking. It is too self consciously 'trendy'. No actual singing voice. Like Diana Vickers. Shit. Sorry if you like it, that means you have no standards or taste Sorry.

Ive actually no concept of Timmy Mallets face, all I ever saw were the glasses and hats.

Cunning ploy actually, bet he gets peace in Aldi.

I didnt realise this song only had one note in it.....

Nice work.

At least this one is in tune!