Is there an X-Factor thread already running?

[BupcakesandCunting]

I can't find it if there is.

I need an outlet for my Brucknell-based rage.

I was a bit in love withb Tabby, actualy I had a pic of him in my kitchen right up until I moved in July!

More like the Emporer's Old Clothes. And they haven't been through the wash since he visited the brothel.

What was the record? never heard it but, Im old

Do my ears need syringing? Everyones' seemed well out of tune so far..
And why are the judges talking crap? (Apart from Bazza of course )

Madame- it's Ed Sheeran.

Every year there is a shit act that the judges all rave about and the girls audience love.

Last year it was One Erection.

This year it's Fwanky.

DD loved Tabby - she only 11 now so had no taste what so ever back then.

We put a sign up by the front door saying boyfriends who had tottoos, wore make up and tught trews would get no further than the lodge house. (Thought it funny at the time - brings it all back!)

I think they are all crap, i think england has run out of talent and the judges have gone mad, lets hope they are saving the best till last as so far it has been rubbish.

I still like the guy who obviously performs as a drag queen in real life, forgotten his name, though I think Louis lost him a bit in the bacofoil and huge backing track.

Is the rest of this Ed chaps stuff good or is that a one off?

Gary in that suit is doing things to me ( no it's not the bottle of beer) looks all lord of the manor which I guess makes me the maid [Wink]

I'm waiting for Janet - her voice hypnotises me.

allegedly Frankia and Kitty have been up to no good this week.... maybe that's why he is put of breath?

Yes, Skanky is the unfortunate result of man sex between Jamie Cullum and Pete Doherty.

Waiting for Janet to steal the show

THE JELLY IS READY.

But how I wish I had a rabbit mould.

So it looks as if Funnybones is in, Geraldine to go again then?

Janet is truly shit! Don't wait for her!

Thanks January - liked that version. CockOoze was rubbish.

And sponsored by Batiste...

Thanks Sugar!

Yeah I like Johnny.

Please god someone cut the girl a fringe.