Is there an X-Factor thread already running?

[BupcakesandCunting]

I can't find it if there is.

I need an outlet for my Brucknell-based rage.

Is it too early to open the wine?

I'm loving wanky manky skanky Frankie

That girl has a silly face. You know who I mean.

Groups are always rubbish

That is MASSIVE hair. MASSIVE.

Aw, how cute are these girls?

I bet Frankie Cock-Oozer HAS banged them together.

Is that Sarah Brightman?

will there be an ad break after each act as my ds looks like he is going to nod off....?

She is a Chipette, that one?

Lolz at the Billy Whizz haircut

All had makeovers but can't stop one of them looking like ET!!

FFS hit every branch and then went back up for a second go!!

kitya - it's never too early!

Who's pig face?

They all have weird nu rave vampire eyes.

It's like Supernanny rapping. Not asseptible, innit. Word.

Oh no, no, no, my poor ears.

The one in the silver top looks like Miss Piggy

And did I mention they are super shite?

Is pig face in jammies? Pig face is stage right.

Dontbugme Seriously? It isn't obvious?

DH had just said the girl with the huge hair looks like Frank Sidebottom.

wtf is this, he then said.

That lass raps like she's been possessed by a pirate.

Oooh ooh, I get it, they want to be on Eurovision.