Is there an X-Factor thread already running?

[BupcakesandCunting]

I can't find it if there is.

I need an outlet for my Brucknell-based rage.

Johnny is living the dream- is that not a bingo?

Bother. Saw the opening cloud of smoke and silver then got shouted upstairs by DD (2) ... I see from your comments my 3 second first impression was accurate.

Just caught up.
It's all a bit shite really isn't it?
That last guy was dreadful.

Wankie Manky Skanky Frankie come on down!!!! (Said in a really course northern accent)

Gawd - 2 Lady Jennifer Ciders and I think I am really funny!

This is cheering me up after unfortunate misfuelling accident yesterday. Keep making me laugh ladies: it's distracting me from potential financial doom :(

Bleugh, back to Zingzilla Quarantine Island. Let's leave the provisions at the end of the jetty and row off quick, before we catch something.

Definitely need more wine for the next act

Ihate the way Lisa Snowdon says breakfast.
Bugs me.

Good album plug there for Ed Sheeran, ahead of Frankie murdering his song singing

Ah, Frankie Cock-Oozer.

Rockin - out the condoms down I am allergic to latex!

Is it an ad break after every song? That's rather tedious...

Evening all. Well frankly the Yeo Valley boys did sing the best, they've all be out of tune tonight

Skanky Frankie is not a good singer. Or particularly good-looking, or clever or witty. So exactly who's name is tattooed on his spotty arse to have got this far? Simon

Oops, sorry, Madame

Though the bee-sting lips look suits you...

Thank god for gary, how the hell did charles Hawtery get through to the live shows!!!!!!!

Now you have killed my TV too Rockin.

Just call her badger.

Ooh pig face is coming!