Strictly Come Dancing 2011

[CaveMum]

As all the other threads seem to have died off I thought I'd start a new one in anticipation of this Friday's first live show.

I have to say I'm not too bothered about the Celebs this year, but then again I'm more interested in watching the professionals anyway!

The line up for each of the two shows has been announced (from BBC website):

On Friday 30th September the couples performing for the first time on live television will be:

?Alex
?Anita
?Audley
?Dan
?Lulu
?Robbie
?Russell

Then on Saturday 1st October the couples performing for the first time together will be:

?Chelsee
?Edwina
?Harry
?Holly
?Jason
?Nancy
?Rory

Please note the running order has yet to be confirmed. The celebrities have been listed above in alphabetical order.

They will dance either a Waltz or a Cha Cha Cha, but I'm not 100% sure who is doing what.

My overriding thought in the run up for the series so far has been "I hope the wardrobe department come up with some decent foundations for poor Chelsee!"
That outfit they've put her in for the promo shots makes her boobs look humungous

Anyone else care to share their thoughts in advance?

I didn't get the Craig joke - is he leaving?? Or was that all a funny?

Yes, is he going...I didn't get it either...

?? (That sounded like I was saying he his going! )

Why does Rory have a look on his face like someone has shoved a pole up his bum?!

I think it was one of Brucie's 'hilarious' jokes, hazel

Arf at spunk :o

Rory - not a bad effort! Nice to see some heel leads! Shoulders need some work but overall pretty good.

Rory looks like he's shat his pants!

Sorry to butt in - hiya Cavey, how you doing, love? - but is anyone else finding Rory a bit attractive . No? No? Perhaps it's the Connery impression.

I liked his waltz muchly.

Dd1 asked why they can't just sack the old man as no one likes him. And why is the lady wearing a funny dress

PS Alex looks like she's in a lapdancing club.

I put Bruce on mute - I get all embarrassed at his "routines"

I just caught up to real time and now I can't fast forward Brucie, gah!

Woo hoo Aries how are you m'dear!

Alex - very stiff and her chassis were a bit skippy and clipped. Not bad, she should get better.

that's some crazy hair, Alex

She was better than I expected!

Go James!!!! I love Craig but he's taking the Mr Nasty act a bit too seriously this week!!

DD's comment on Alex was "Dear God, what is she wearing?" I think a bit of her mother may have rubbed off.

Oh you know. Still not up the duff. Never mind. Perhaps James Jordan will man up to the task.........sorry where was I?

Yes, Alex. Very stiff, but should get better. Craig is being a bit shitty.

Meant to say to Aries, I'm about to start Clomid so keep your fingers crossed for us!

I think Chelsey is going to annoy me!

She seems very sweet, but GOOD GOD those boobs are ridiculous. At least they're better strapped in today.

Oh God yes. I want to slap her already.

Good luck with the Clomid. It's a tough old game.

Clearly Chelsee is having balance issues...maybe her top half is throwing her 'off' a bit?!

Sorry to butt in, I can't help but imagine Chelsey in 40 years' time as some crazed lady desperately clinging onto her youth. Weird.

Chelsey - not a bad attempt; she stumbled at least 3 times and looked like she was clinging on to Pasha a few times! Glad to see wardrobe strapped her assets down

Goodness me, I think Craig actually listened to James! And now he and Len have swapped roles.

Aries I want to slap her too, can't put my finger on exactly what it is, but she really irritates me!!