X-FACTOR!! IT'S BOOTCAMP!! (finally!) C'mon Barry, Relight my Fire!!

[Raahh]

I am looking forward to this- apparently they cull a bunch of them before they even sing. All a humungous set up, of course.

Fab fab fab....

off out to purchase nibbles and alcohol.

oh ffs- go away Goldie

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?????

She is properly weird like. And why didn't the other girls sing?

See you at the Christmas show of freaks, Goldie...

That Goldie would go for your eyes.

Emma - sorry to hear that :( Hope he gets better and home soon.

Her in the Tina wig, she's bats.

I want Marcus Collins babies. That is all.

Ah, here is the MN Style And Beauty icon...

Emma. Hope your little one gets better soon. Big hugs

Here comes Geraldine...

Oh deary me.

Oh, Geraldine. Talk us through what you were thinking with that dress. And Nora Batty headscarf. And Gypsy Rose Lee earrings.

I think they'll be looking at the hat, love, not your size.

Just read through- sorry Emma, hope he gets better quickly xx

Worry about that turban on your head not your arse love.

She's wearing Catweasel's habit.

OMG.

What on earth possessed her to wear that dress?

And teh swimming cap!

Sami scares me...

emma hope he's better soon.

LeBOF

Emma - hope all's well

That is a shit hat.

call Bravissimo and tell them there's an emergency

1 am- bloody hell!