X-FACTOR!! IT'S BOOTCAMP!! (finally!) C'mon Barry, Relight my Fire!!

[Raahh]

I am looking forward to this- apparently they cull a bunch of them before they even sing. All a humungous set up, of course.

Fab fab fab....

off out to purchase nibbles and alcohol.

Goodness me, her hair. Pink and moulded.

This'll be good...

oh, Luke. Shame. I was hoping for better.

Leo would be like a duracell bunny. And you all know it.

NB, that's duracell bunny in a good way.

You lot all fancy Bruce Springsteen and Barry fgs. You can't be trusted.

Has he got his knackers trapped in his zip?

Oh nooooooooo. Camp Cadaver's gone all mimsy.

John Major post hunger strike is it?

Oh dear, Johnny. Off to panto for you.

now then- Weasely Waissel got another chance for forgetting her words SEVERAL times...

Oh, Jonny. Poor lad.

Tulisa is rocking the Princess Leia look tonight

Even Katy Perry couldn't do Firework live - do you remember her on the live shows last year?

LOL at that Frankie link!!

That girl from Manchester, I love her voice. Gorgoues!

ahahahahhaha this is craaaaazy. Is it always like this?

Oh I like her

She did, Raah. Write to Points of View.

I know, Rock- sje had real trouble with her exploding nipples, didn't she?

It's Lady MarsBar

Oh dear. The words are a nightmare for them tonight

oooh. Lizzie.

They gave her a crap bit though, that was not singing.

Yep - I suppose exploding nips might put you off your stride...

It was c....Rap...

She's like whatsit in Bridget Jones, isn't she?

Dear Barry Took.....

"I want my mum"

That made me cry. Poor lass.

To be fair, they got slagged off on lots of forums and the press for putting Katie Weasel through after she forgot her words so maybe this year they've decided to have none of it.

Sue - spot on with Frankie = Zac Zingzilla