X FACTOR Week Four- Sunday Night With The Walrus Of Love...

[LeBOF]

Or have I got the wrong Barry?

Anyway, gather round, and let the bitchfest searing social commentary commence...

ah look at all the pushy loving parents

Dad smells the money

Awww, baby pics!

miss miss - she could have been 90 and she wouldn't have been offered a seat round here

Pixie Lott

Pixie Lite maybe?

too much make up for one so young.

Give it rock all? What, nowt?

It's Katie Weasel and Clagnut's lovechild

she looks 10 years older than 16

Hooting at Rock (again)

I like her shoes.

Thought she was in her twenties

Fuck me, I didn't know Darryl Hannah was based in Middlesex these days.

How long has she wanted to do it?

She's 16 ffs.

Why does no one want a proper job? Get some A levels, you dumb hint. "popstar" is generally not a viable career option.

Urgh I cannot STAND Pixie Snot.

Horrible voice 'all about toniyiyiyiyiyiyight'

She was doomed from the day her ma and pa stuck that headband on her bald head

nice voice though

STOP SHOUTING

She's good, but a bit shouty.

Barry's all scoop-necked tonight.

Oh, is she singing?

i like her shoutingness - better than last nights shouter

GreenEyes