X FACTOR Week Four- Sunday Night With The Walrus Of Love...

[LeBOF]

Or have I got the wrong Barry?

Anyway, gather round, and let the bitchfest searing social commentary commence...

Madonna? What, in the pic? Oh, maybe! Look, she has pulled her face so tight in the facelift that her pubes are on her chin.

YY Hazel, jealous of Danni IMO

I could not pick Jesse J from a line up. Who she and why she?

Jessie J - as she admits - has <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=jessie+J&hl=en&client=safari&sa=X&rls=en&biw=1265&bih=600&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnsul&tbnid=rQgHYbeRewZn_M:&imgrefurl=www.emmerdale.me.uk/music/news/a301158/devlin-jessie-j-is-just-a-lovely-girl.html&docid=8pLKRrje8YRwjM&w=300&h=225&ei=iTZuTsGrOYOl8QPdvM0U&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=682&vpy=308&dur=2070&hovh=180&hovw=240&tx=117&ty=92&page=2&tbnh=97&tbnw=129&start=24&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:17,s:24" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Lego Man hair

She went to the Brit school with Adele. Erm, and she broke her foot or ankle or leg very badly recently. She wears bright clothes.

There endeth the lesson.

All I know is big fringe, red lipstick and fond of leotards. usually has a camel toe.

Christ I leave for 5 minutes and when I come back you're all talking about poo and pubes!

My poor fragile ickle mind...

i luff jessie j

dont love poo or pubes tho..

I have figured out who she is, I watched something (Alan Carr?) where she sang. Mostly in a mockney accent and seemingly gloating over everyone at school who hated on her (her words I feel).

I mistrust people who do this, all that constantly referring back to school 'wrongs' or looking up old school friends on FB. They are generally bitter, needy and a little crackers. IMHO.

Anyway, Radio 4 doesn't have her on, gladly, so I shall stick there .

she was bjullied at school for being green of skin - something to do with her heart meds i think - she is a lot like a plucked chicken

Jessie j was bjullied at school for having green skin
Tell me more.

Surely she would be well placed to perform in Wicked?!

at have a little faith.

I'm now waiting to be told that I'm being greenist.

green skin and crazy black hair , haggish looks and a scrawny chicken frame - you're right!

she was diagnosed with some heart condition at 11/12 and had a mini stroke age 18 so is on meds for life and apparently she used to go green on her old meds! i used to bjully a girl at school for wearing a bright bogey green scrunchy never mind actually being green

so.. apparently Heat Magazine has learned of a 'top secret - and highly controversial - move that could see Cheryl back on our screens. And, in a shocking turn of events, a source tells us that Simon Cowell has called her replacement Tulisa Contosavlos "underwhelming" so she may be at risk.'

NOOOO! Sorry but I if this is true I may have to switch off in protest.

Aw, they just want to start a Blur/Oasis war with Tulisa and Chezza. Mingehead will have Chezza on as a guest I reckon.

Snort at 'top secret and controversial'

I missed a bit out.. ' in a shocking turn of events' snort at that too. Like it wasn't planned all along.

no I didn't miss a bit out.. I'm going a bit mad

Oooh, yes, shocking turn of events indeed! They need to start a way with Tulisa and Slugger as Tulisa and Kelly have made it clear that they wont be pitted against each other in some kind of traditional bitchy girls scenario.

HEAT did also tell us some of the boys that are through to the judges house. And Sue, you will be delighted to know that you will get to see inside ROBBIE"S ACTUAL HOUSE>>>>> SCREAM!!!!

I don't think I can cope with seeing monkeyboy's house.

I've already seen all round Dermie's house thanks to his GF inviting 'Living Etc' round for a photo shoot!

His actual house? With the dead tree and the tyre on a swinging rope and all? Will the keepers let us in?

And also snort at Heat's SPOILER ALERT, letting us know that Frankie STD, and little Michael Mcintyre have got through.

Damn you Heat magazine!! you've spoiled everything! [almost comatose with boredom emoticon]

That's no spoiler, they'd shown their baby pics ffs.

And Heat Spoiler 'Alert'? WTF would anyone buy that rag for, if not for spoilers and sneering?

Thank God for Google