X FACTOR Week Four- Sunday Night With The Walrus Of Love...

[LeBOF]

Or have I got the wrong Barry?

Anyway, gather round, and let the bitchfest searing social commentary commence...

GAAHHHH! If she comes out and does that smug salute I surely will punch the television.

If Chezza returns I will be very, very cross.

Very

The radio today was talking about Robbie Apeface mucking about at Judges Houses, naked behind a plant or somesuch. Also, he is designing a fashion range (cos he is so well dressed innit. Not at all off the rack at Topshop, nooooo).

Oh, please tell me they aren't bringing Chezza back. The new female judges are a massive improvement on last year and it has been refreshing to see them actually getting on.

FWIW Chezza is very beautiful but she has such a dull personality.

Plus she is thick as cold custard I reckon. How else would you explain The Clagger?

I was reading that Kelly has put her girls on a sex ban. Apparently Kelly didn't go out on her own until she was 22 and only started 'partying' two years ago.

So annoying when people us the word party as a verb, what does it even mean? I can't see squeaky clean Kelly doing any of the things I would think it means.

Doesn't surprise me that Robbie has a clothing range not now I know that Stacey Soloman has her own perfume.

Soloman perfume . Off to google

Clagnut's launched a moist toilet tissue, Aiden's sponsoring Anusol and Katweasel not being able to find any work has gone into business with her gran.

Asda Mary was never short of work, to be fair. Wanger is back haunting graveyards...

Rebecca's replaced the Churchill dog as the best selling parcel shelf car accessory.

Her from Bolton? She's flogging crisps.

so she is!

as well as allegedly shagging Zane from Wand Erection. That wouldn't happen on Kelly's watch.

I liked Rebecca. She was from Swansea, wasn't she?

The business with the wee lad from wand erection was a little bit ewww, really.

Nooooo, Kelly is Too Clean For Sex.

Worse was the Knickers and Eggnog Like your troll and your Sindy getting nasty in the Toybox.

pmsl!

If Cheryl comes back I'll... I'll...
Well you know, be very cross.
I like the new line up as it is.
Oh, I also liked Rebeccah sp?