The Apprentice - Biscuit Night. You know you want to.........

[SuePurblybilt]

Yum yum, what will they bake? Anyone got any gossip? Does Susan wonder whether biscuit eaters love their children? Who's for the Caff of Shame?

Nothing makes having biscuits more fun.

No other biscuits snap? Ha!

Waitros doesn't like their biscuits!

Oh yes, completely in half using, get this, only my hands!

What is he saying?!?!

What is that guy wittering on about?

Look at the size of the tube for £1.99!!!! A packet of pringles is 99p at our coop

I wish they would stop having a screaming child in the background at Asda - I keep running upstairs thinking it's mine.

Maybe he could make the product less starry?

No orders at all would be hilarious....

PMSL sue now there's a gap in the market! Flippen heck I would buy them - oh maybe not, think of the crumbs in the bed.

I think none of them have children, like I said earlier loadsa choc won't cut it.

Carrie, you should go on the next Britain's Got Talent.

But why can't he say that? None of it is real? He could claim he'd write the name on the moon if he likes, the orders aren't going to be fulfilled are they?

I have no feeling as to who is going to the boardroom.

I wouldn't buy either of them!

Who is the really annoying woman onthe same team as Melody?

Strangely I dont feel I've lost out by not breaking biscuits up! I'm just saddened by the apparent lack of perforations

mm, carrie, hob nob knob crumbs. Ick.

Starry flapjack, surely (to lose?)

Because they are suppose to act like it's real, Sue.

Have we ever had both teams in the boardroom?

ASDA would totally buy some of those tacky sweet star biscuits. Just the sort of shit they sell.

That's what they should be called Hob Nob Knobs

Ah Zoe.

Yes. I agree with Suralan, Melody is a tiger. There, I said it.