The Apprentice - Biscuit Night. You know you want to.........

[SuePurblybilt]

Yum yum, what will they bake? Anyone got any gossip? Does Susan wonder whether biscuit eaters love their children? Who's for the Caff of Shame?

I foresee lots of snapped off star points.

Saying that, I'd prolly buy them.

"Sharper cookie" genius!

Ah OK, they're stars on rounds.

I think you'd need a vacuum-formed tray for a star-shaped biscuit.

I like that. But they need to be chocolate! Where's the chocolate?!?!?!

Somethings gone wrong - you need that emergency biscuit. Tom - you know me so well.

Packaging crisis averted. Phew

Ah Natasha and melody. How do I loathe thee? Let me count the ways...

POP SQUIT?!?!

Pop- squits???????????

popsquits???

loose stools.

Those little round flumpy things look lie something my dog might produce....

Tee - great minds!

Pop squits.

She just lied again!

Is this how many concepts you can get in one biscuit?! Will it tidy up after itself?!

I don't like that.

Fantastic focus group!! hahahahahaha!!!

The slogan makes no sense.

Why do they have to bake the biscuits? They are obviously shit at it.

Oh I need cookie dough. NOW

Wow Nick had something good to say!