The Apprentice - Biscuit Night. You know you want to.........

[SuePurblybilt]

Yum yum, what will they bake? Anyone got any gossip? Does Susan wonder whether biscuit eaters love their children? Who's for the Caff of Shame?

I like Tom too.

You got that right Sue. He loves her.

eeee, Zoe. A biscuit that's suitable for t'elderly, t'children and t'public alike? Never. Get away.

And Suralan would like to do her over the desk. In ASDA.

Oh, that's Melody. She's a nightmare.

Spoke too soon cambridge

Melody over tweezed over eye linered aggressive one

On the right with the shiny lips, achtung.

Ooooh, saucer of milk?

making myself toast with maple syrup instead...

Oooh you bitch Zoe! And you liar. No personal problems my arse!

They are both liars.

I am so sick of the term USP. I may puke.

melody is a horror

Melody to go. And Zoe.
Fishwives!

Gah! Even when Tedious Zoe got that dig in, he perved at Melody.
Melody is so safe. Do you think he has boffed her? Ickness.

Yes USP gets up my nose too!

He'll send Zoe home. And maybe Tom as well. I'll have to get my Michael Sheen fix elsewhere.

Hazel, do you want to hold my hand? I think Tom is gone. Or maybe not because they are discussing him so much.

Oh no I don't think this looks good for Tom....

He has totes boffed her!! She's not going anywhere!

Zoe is gone. Tom will live to bumble about another day

.....> Holding hands with Tee. That shape is my hand. Yes, I have an arrow for a hand.

But I think (ok, hope) he's not going.

WHY oh WHY is Sirallan blind re melody?

YY, I think so too Pfft. Yuckness. Do you think he shouts AMSTRAD at the crucial moment?

So. Stop. Talking.