One born every minute

[oldme]

Yay it's on now! God I love this, am I the only one who nearly always cries when this is on!!!:)

I did nearly break her fingers and give her bruising on the hand tho so that was a bonus

She's stoned off her tits on the g&a

her mum is so fab too

very disconcerting the male mw is the spit of my best friend's DH

kneeling, now that's more like it!

He is really good. There was a male midwife on the ward after I had my cs and he was great too.

Not liking performing lady in for the c-sec. She's well aware of those cameras.

The receptionist is lovely, as I was informed by my friend who is a mw at Soton, and was desperately trying to bypass the cameras when they were filming! She doesn't suffer fools gladly either, so I would honour her opinion.

Come on Amelia!

God I'm broody, and I've got a 10 week old and a nearly 2 year old up stairs asleep!

especially with language barrier

Poor poor man!!!

Oh she's off again... jolly jolly jolly

I did on my side!

no no no please DO NOT sing sex on the beach!

Aaaargh. She's back.

Even he's just told singing woman to shut up now!

FFS sex on the fucking beach

Oh Fuck not sex on the beach

Awww noo poor amelia!

agree about performance for the camera and her husband aware too...

how utterly embarrassing

darlene ds1 was born like that...very very gentle, no big tearing just a graze...puts less pressure on the perineum etc.

ffs her and her ipod

Ecv woman is possibly most annoying I have seen for a while

all the waiting yada yada yada

shush woman

Oh no she's going to sing some more, isn't she?

The world would be a better place if every one had a few minutes of G&A daily.