I know it's still 40 minutes away - but I simply can't wait any long for the Apprentice Thread......

[BaroqinAroundTheChristmasTree]

so who's joining me?

Interviews this week - this is always the best bit

I want to see Stuart cry.

Stella has to be the winner I think

Bloody hell - PA to the trading floor? And do you know how misogynist the Japanese are? Well done Stella!

Is it just on the interviews today, irregardless of previous performance?

Oh here we go.... Jo looks shattered.

Ooh if someone had said that to me about being a glorified PA I'd have wanted to thump them

Stella is good! Joanna is toast!

Course not, it's on what SurAlun wants

yes "in YOUR mind" HAHAHA

Baggs is rattled now, oh yes.

Whoops. Hairbags cocked up there.

........."but I do think you're a twat"

God Chris is a twat! He has been told his whole life how clever and good he is, hasn't he?

OMG. I'm behind the sofa, watching through my fingers.

Baggs is crying!

If I had had to interview Stuart I would have got very, very cross with him

Bloody laptop is playing up tonight - it keeps freezing!!!!

'you haven't got attention to detail have you?'
'I'm sorry, what was your name?'

he just doesn't listen. fancy asking half way through what the interviewer's name is.

This is my nightmare. It's like a PhD viva for your life.

I think Stella definately performed the best in the interviews

Can Baggs even remember Lordsugar's name do you think?

How embarrassing was that?

It's true Stuart, you are very, very special and unique...

OMG Iwasthe - that was hilarious

Like Karen's green dress.