X-Factor- week 3 RESULTS!!

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May need a new thread soon, so here is one I prepared earlier!

DirtyMartini, Jamie Cullum is like Buble in My Pocket. He's bite sized.

Booblee works in tesco.

On the fish counter.

Take it he was miming then? He was miles away from the mike at the end...

Nonno, pretty girl. Have you seen her roots!?

Sophie Dahl is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.celebrity-gossip-pictures.com/pix/sophie-dahl-jamie-cullum.jpg&imgrefurl=www.celebrity-gossip-pictures.com/sophie-dahl-engaged-jamie-cullum/&usg=__IMM4wt91cA7CuwGFPVpKwvT1hRU=&h=350&w=400&sz=37&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=sZkQue29XgcTmM:&tbnh=162&tbnw=186&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsophie%2Bdahl%2Bjamie%2Bcullum%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rlz%3D1C1SKPC_enGB337%26biw%3D1366%26bih%3D651%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=141&vpy=120&dur=547&hovh=210&hovw=240&tx=157&ty=152&ei=ZIbETOusLcL94AbQzI26Aw&oei=ZIbETOusLcL94AbQzI26Aw&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=26&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">married to a schoolboy afaik...

He's awful, that Buble isn't he?

Booble works in Morrisons with Denise Van Outy and your man from TopGear.

I introduced that leg cock into my walk a few weeks ago when I had an abscess on my bum.

TMI, I know.

I think Cher stacks shelves in Tesco...or she will be this time next year

Did Buble just mime then?

Dermot and Mike look disturbingly similar or is it my telly?

Dermot 'Was that the first time you have prformed that track?'
Buble 'No, I was miming, could't you tell?'

Actually, its probably my eyes.

I think bubbles is miming too!

You know, dh and I have noticed that even when Dermot talks, he appears to be miming. It's all out of sync -do you think it's so that it throws confusion over whether Chezza is miming?

He has a new single? He wasn't just passing and thought he would pop in and do a wee tune?

@ blametheparents.

I want to cock my leg like that but I'm scared I'll lose a wellie. It's not a counry girl thing is it really?

He could at least have tried to look convincing!

Let's see how St Chezza gets on when she (ahem) 'sings'.

Miming.

Very clearly miming.

Rubbish.

Look, let's get this straight once and for all.

Mary works as a tree surgeon in Glasgow.
Wagner is a marine biologist.
Buble collects trolleys in Morrisons.

I love Cheryl.

Haha, SibR, a valid theory, I think!